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5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 651 notes

disneylandguru:

Guests enter the queue in front the main drop viewing area. The queue winds past the Critter Country sign into the main entrance—an old barn. Inside, a number of machines with cogs and gears can be seen. Various quotes and thoughts from Uncle Remus are featured on signs throughout the queue, which winds the barn and enters a cavern before reaching the loading area.

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 67 notes
disneylandguru:

Don’t forget to send in your Splash Mountain photos 

disneylandguru:

Don’t forget to send in your Splash Mountain photos 

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 41 notes
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 383,021 notes

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 193,484 notes

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 101,450 notes

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 24,091 notes
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 1,070 notes
ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

ifearnofish:

jessica-cph:

hellotailor:

This is what British television looks like.

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 109,718 notes

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 473,995 notes
me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo
5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 576,838 notes

everystarthat-everwas:

I walked away from the last great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. 

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 35,927 notes

eternitydoctor:

"The Emperor survived?"                  
"Well,   u n t i l   h e   m e t   M E,"
5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 439 notes
5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 7,452 notes
my-teen-quote:

click for weird interesting facts on your dash!!

my-teen-quote:

click for weird interesting facts on your dash!!

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 926 notes